Ever since I first got on the Internet I began to develop a searing hatred of spam emails and the subhuman scum that send them. All it takes is one idiot out of thousands of recipients to make the scam worthwhile, and people can keep making more accounts.
Personally, I support making an example of them. I would be more than happy to flay them alive and roll them in rock salt, after getting them exempted from the 8th amendment. Better yet, use spammers instead of lab animals in experiments – why kill some poor mouse when you can use a spammer for the same purpose?
Lately Ratburger had one of these scamming spammers show up here. While I am not yet ready to make Togo our new nuclear weapons testing site, I am curious how we can fight back against them. I’d love to have the Navy use one of those offshore pharmacies for target practice.
In particular, I ran across a scammer who claimed he had film of me looking at naughty films using my webcam. (Amusingly, I do not possess a webcam, and I do not recall the last time I looked at a X-rated film) He wanted to blackmail me to the tune of $3000, sent to him via bitcoin. Anything I can do with this scumbag’s bitcoin address?