I was reminded of the wonderful jokes that razzed a particular country. The punchline always surprised and caused a chuckle. How about we steal and make that country Ratburgia?
This will be an old joke so I will pick an old Olympics. There was a Swede, a Frenchman, and a Ratburgian who wanted to go to the LA Olympics but they had no money. The Swede said, “I’ve got an idea. We will get in as athletes.” The Frenchman went, “Oui, oui.” The Ratburgian squeaked and nodded.
The Swede was the first to approach the gatekeeper. He had found a long pole and with it went up to the gate. He said strongly and clearly, “Sweden, pole vaulting!” They gatekeeper waved him in.
The next one up was the Frenchman. He found a heavy round stone. He goes up to the gatekeeper and says, “France, shot put!” The gatekeeper hesitated for a while but decided to let him in too.
The Swede and Frenchman are waiting for their friend. “Where could he be?”, they thought. Finally they saw him coming. He looked bedraggled and dirty. It looked like he had been out in the country and got caught in some barbed wire and was bleeding. He gets up to the gate and stands straight and says, “Ratburgia, fencing!”
“Hey, it’s free.”