Novel Wall Funding Concept

Someone from the legacy site linked to this article. The essence of it is to offer the Mexican government a “loan” to fund the border wall with some oil fields as collateral.

…draw up the papers, call up President Andrés Manuel López Obrador, give him a 2.25 interest rate over 30 years, put a clause in there that says if he falls behind on payments we can send the Navy down to Yucatán to claim the Cantarell Oil Field in the Gulf. And that’s his collateral.

The Mexican Navy has three boats, we’ve got destroyers equipped with Tomahawk Missiles.

No way this could actually happen but, you gotta admit, it would be fun. Just imagine the MSNBCNN heads exploding at the mere mention.

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Author: drlorentz

photon whisperer & quantum mechanic

11 thoughts on “Novel Wall Funding Concept”

  1. drlorentz:

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    drlorentz:

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    How can I tell when their heads are exploding?

    Good question. Their heads have been exploding for a couple of years already.

    They need a safe space. I wonder if they could write code.

    You must be a white supremacist.

    Is that a person who likes the Supremes? If so, I am guilty.

    I bet it would explode a few heads to have a “lighter” group called the Supremes especially if they were Country and Western.

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  2. 10 Cents:
    I bet it would explode a few heads to have a “lighter” group called the Supremes especially if they were Country and Western.

    There is such a group that’s lighter on average, albeit not uniformly so. They have their own building in Washington. Not sure how they feel about C&W. Late last year, heads were exploding because of them. So you already got your wish. Quit whining.

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  3. drlorentz:

    10 Cents:
    I bet it would explode a few heads to have a “lighter” group called the Supremes especially if they were Country and Western.

    There is such a group that’s lighter on average, albeit not uniformly so. They have their own building in Washington. Not sure how they feel about C&W. Late last year, heads were exploding because of them. So you already got your wish. Quit whining.

    Are you judging me, Bro?

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  4. 10 Cents:

    drlorentz:

    10 Cents:
    I bet it would explode a few heads to have a “lighter” group called the Supremes especially if they were Country and Western.

    There is such a group that’s lighter on average, albeit not uniformly so. They have their own building in Washington. Not sure how they feel about C&W. Late last year, heads were exploding because of them. So you already got your wish. Quit whining.

    Are you judging me, Bro?

    Are you looking for a seat on the bench? I hear one is becoming available soon.

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  5. drlorentz:

    10 Cents:

    drlorentz:

    10 Cents:
    I bet it would explode a few heads to have a “lighter” group called the Supremes especially if they were Country and Western.

    There is such a group that’s lighter on average, albeit not uniformly so. They have their own building in Washington. Not sure how they feel about C&W. Late last year, heads were exploding because of them. So you already got your wish. Quit whining.

    Are you judging me, Bro?

    Are you looking for a seat on the bench? I hear one is becoming available soon.

    No, I want to be a player.

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  6. 10 Cents:

    drlorentz:

    10 Cents:

    drlorentz:

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    I bet it would explode a few heads to have a “lighter” group called the Supremes especially if they were Country and Western.

    There is such a group that’s lighter on average, albeit not uniformly so. They have their own building in Washington. Not sure how they feel about C&W. Late last year, heads were exploding because of them. So you already got your wish. Quit whining.

    Are you judging me, Bro?

    Are you looking for a seat on the bench? I hear one is becoming available soon.

    No, I want to be a player.

    Are you sure you don’t mean playah?

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  7. drlorentz:

    10 Cents:

    drlorentz:

    10 Cents:

    drlorentz:

    10 Cents:
    I bet it would explode a few heads to have a “lighter” group called the Supremes especially if they were Country and Western.

    There is such a group that’s lighter on average, albeit not uniformly so. They have their own building in Washington. Not sure how they feel about C&W. Late last year, heads were exploding because of them. So you already got your wish. Quit whining.

    Are you judging me, Bro?

    Are you looking for a seat on the bench? I hear one is becoming available soon.

    No, I want to be a player.

    Are you sure you don’t mean playah?

    You know your vice.

    I was thinking I wanted to be part of a team and not sit on a bench.

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