Looks like white-lightning-in-a-bottle Beta-Male O’Rourke is being eclipsed by Peter Pansy.
Sure, Buttigieg (the name says it all!) is white, and he’s a man. So far no worries for Beta.
But while the best Beta can do to avoid the awful political obloquy of his manhood is pretend he’s still 12 (witness the skateboarding gif) and go trippin’ round the country while “mom” makes the money —
—Peter doesn’t even have to pretend he “won’t grow up”! He’s a grown man who has opted out of the biological imperative.
For some reason Dem women love that!
Why? Do they think gay men like women?
It’s hard to believe we’re at the point where this needs to be explicated, but: See, ladies, the point about being a gay man is that you don’t like women. If you did, why would you want to watch other men flouncing around in grotesque femface, broadly and maliciously parodying the most egregious stereotypes of female behavior?
W.H. Auden and his friends used to refer to women as “fish”. That is so perfect on many levels. If you are a man, a Lord Of Creation, well, a fish doesn’t even inhabit the same element as you. And even in this day and age where we’re flirting with the idea of interspecies sexplay, I haven’t heard anybody fantasize about doin’ it with a fish. They don t have any orifices which could possibly accommodate a man! ( Yes I know about the amorous dolphins, but they’re mammals at least) . Nah, if you found yourself in a position to eat a fish that someone else had gutted, fileted,and fried, , okay, but otherwise,they just aren’t creatures you normally think about. At all.
I think Dem women are taken in by the unspoken condescension of gay men, who kinda treat them as honorary homosexuals. ( And that would be because, if you think the only humans worth loving are men like you, well, you gotta have some fellow-feeling for the poor fish who also love ‘em, in their own slimy, stinky way.)
But none of this matters. If you’re a male and straight, you better be black like Fairfax. Otherwise: be sure your sins will find you out— right, Uncle Joe? (Relax, you didn’t do anything Kerry didn’t do to Edwards in 2004!)
Bet-O and Pete-O are both white males, kinda cute and mopsy-lookin’. But when the Demfems have to decide, well, they don’t really like themselves, so they’ll go for the genetic dead end.
Here, fishy fishy!