I saw this story on some social media platform and it just made me smile. Apparently a group in Boston has sought permits to put on a “Straight Pride Parade” sometime in August, and of course the reaction from the Skittles community and their friends has been complete outrage.
The big question is Why the outrage? What does a straight event have to do with them? What are they so afraid of huh? That a bunch of straight people may march around downtown Boston with the their kids celebrating normality? Or that maybe some of these straight people may couple up, get married and have straight babies and flood the country with normalcy. OH THE HORROR!!!!!
I pray these organizers can pull this off and I may go up to Boston to attend this parade. The Skittles community has seemed to have failed physics, in that with every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So if you have gay pride parades, then you will have straight pride parades. It’s just science.