I went poking around for the Bible in ebonics. I lol’d at the lolcat version before it got done in by unfunny hacks. Figured I would try the ebonics version.
Closest I got was some faul Hawaiian thing. But a reference to an attempt is posted on an old C Language board, which see.
And what is the first thing that jumps out at me? Look at all of the conservatism! Computer programming even when done by old hippie greybeards who voted Democrat or worse was *still* a science which demanded right answers, and had an effect upon those who practiced it.
Look at the fearlessly casual rejection of political correctness! I don’t mean that these people voted for Reagan, W Bush, Gingrich, Rudy, Romney, or Trump, nor even McCain, HW Bush, or any other GOPE rentier. I mean that they had zero stomach for namby-pamby lectures arising from their midst about the proper way to go about enjoying a joke or understanding a squishy concept. And back in the day (this was contemporary with the heyday of Little Green Footballs), the internet was not a humorless danger zone.
It was the Wild Wild West, and it was funny as ksjdhfjdgfhjk\b \bd\b \bf\b \bh\b \b CONNECTION RESET BY PEER