Here’s Why the UFC can Kiss My Lily-White Abs

It used to be that the UFC sold a membership which included pretty much the soup-to-nuts experience.  Rare was the fight that wan’t already included in your annual fee.  Then things got worse, and half of the fights were no longer included.  Now, you can;t even buy them from UFC, as they have signed some sort of contract with the thoroughly leftist ESPN.  And that’s just the bgeinning:

How to Order UFC 242 PPV

You need a subscription to ESPN+ to purchase UFC 242, so your options for ordering are dependent on whether or not you’re already an ESPN+ subscriber:

  • If You Don’t Have ESPN+: You can get a special deal that includes a one-year subscription to ESPN+ ($49.99 value) and UFC 242 ($59.99 value) for just $79.98.

You can purchase that bundle right here, and you’ll then be able to watch both UFC 242 preliminary cards (ESPN+) and the main card (ESPN+ PPV) on any of the ESPN digital platforms (more on that below)

  • If You Already Have ESPN+: You can buy UFC 242 right here for $59.99.

This retarded pricing scheme is all scheme  Let us say that we value the fight at $60.  This means that the value of ESPN membership otherwise is $20.  They say that the value is otherwise $50.  Except that I don’t like Marxists at ESPN and will never pay them a god-damned cent.  This puts a minimum price to me on the fight of $80.  Except that I wouldn’t take ESPN if it were free — I hate those America-hating progressive Whores of the Caliphate and would not watch their programs if given $1,000.  Honest-to-Goodness, I would not sit for the cash.

So this puts a credible price on the fight of at least $1,080.

Sorry, Khabib “Light of Mohammed” Nurmagomedov.  I respect your spirit and I admire your fights.  And frankly I’m glad you beat Conor McGregor *and* his manager. But I’m not buying your fight from these American jackwagons.

What a shame.

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3 thoughts on “Here’s Why the UFC can Kiss My Lily-White Abs”

  1. Haakon Dahl:
    Except that I don’t like Marxists at ESPN and will never pay them a god-damned cent.

    Well, if they’re Marxists they should know all about the crime of private property and the virtue of expropriation by the people.  Which is to say, does somebody record these and put up torrents?

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  2. John Walker:

    Haakon Dahl:
    Except that I don’t like Marxists at ESPN and will never pay them a god-damned cent.

    Well, if they’re Marxists they should know all about the crime of private property and the virtue of expropriation by the people.  Which is to say, does somebody record these and put up torrents?

    There’s a lot of money to be made saying one thing while doing another.  A defining feature of Marxism is the conviction that the restrictions apply to others, while one’s own contributions are of course worthy of reward.  This is why Napoleon (the pig) was a Marxist, while Boxer (the horse) was merely a prole.

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  3. Haakon, would you please try to keep your titles a little more family friendly? (I mean my family more than yours. :-))

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