It used to be that the UFC sold a membership which included pretty much the soup-to-nuts experience. Rare was the fight that wan’t already included in your annual fee. Then things got worse, and half of the fights were no longer included. Now, you can;t even buy them from UFC, as they have signed some sort of contract with the thoroughly leftist ESPN. And that’s just the bgeinning:
How to Order UFC 242 PPV
You need a subscription to ESPN+ to purchase UFC 242, so your options for ordering are dependent on whether or not you’re already an ESPN+ subscriber:
- If You Don’t Have ESPN+: You can get a special deal that includes a one-year subscription to ESPN+ ($49.99 value) and UFC 242 ($59.99 value) for just $79.98.
You can purchase that bundle right here, and you’ll then be able to watch both UFC 242 preliminary cards (ESPN+) and the main card (ESPN+ PPV) on any of the ESPN digital platforms (more on that below)
- If You Already Have ESPN+: You can buy UFC 242 right here for $59.99.
This retarded pricing scheme is all scheme Let us say that we value the fight at $60. This means that the value of ESPN membership otherwise is $20. They say that the value is otherwise $50. Except that I don’t like Marxists at ESPN and will never pay them a god-damned cent. This puts a minimum price to me on the fight of $80. Except that I wouldn’t take ESPN if it were free — I hate those America-hating progressive Whores of the Caliphate and would not watch their programs if given $1,000. Honest-to-Goodness, I would not sit for the cash.
So this puts a credible price on the fight of at least $1,080.
Sorry, Khabib “Light of Mohammed” Nurmagomedov. I respect your spirit and I admire your fights. And frankly I’m glad you beat Conor McGregor *and* his manager. But I’m not buying your fight from these American jackwagons.
What a shame.