We don’t have a store but IF we did what products should we sell. I will list some imaginary items.
Clueless— This is a game where you are chairmen of House Committees. The object is to collect enough cable TV interviews to win the game.
OK Doomer (I heard this from Scott Adams.) Gift Mug. This is for that person who brings a little gloom to your life.
The John Walker Cold Fusion Kid. (Batteries not included.) [I meant “kit” but I am going with the typo “kid”]
How to have an imaginary wife by 10 Cents (Someone doubted I was married recently.)
Happiness is not an Option by Robert McReynolds