The Ratburger Store

We don’t have a store but IF we did what products should we sell. I will list some imaginary items.

Clueless— This is a game where you are chairmen of House Committees. The object is to collect enough cable TV interviews to win the game.

OK Doomer (I heard this from Scott Adams.) Gift Mug. This is for that person who brings a little gloom to your life.

The John Walker Cold Fusion Kid. (Batteries not included.) [I meant “kit”  but I am going with the typo “kid”]

How to have an imaginary wife by 10 Cents (Someone doubted I was married recently.)

Happiness is not an Option by Robert McReynolds

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  1. 10 Cents:
    OK Doomer (I heard this from Scott Adams.) Gift Mug. This is for that person who brings a little gloom to your life.

    I cannot tell you how happy it makes me; words cannot express the gratitude for the chance to have this phrase OK Doomer.

    The Light of Hilarity will shine on the Darkness of Irritating Annoyance.

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  2. Bubba’s Poetry Hate Anthology,  a pedantic deconstruction that provides the Pagan origins of your favorite poems.

    Autographed copies are available.

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  3. MJBubba:
    Bubba’s Poetry Hate Anthology,  a pedantic deconstruction that provides the Pagan origins of your favorite poems.

    Autographed copies are available.

    Is this an idol threat, Bubba?

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  4. 10 Cents:
    The Boss Mongo Coloring Book

    Really entertaining, especially for older kids who can use colored pencils.  They learn to stay between the lines, add shading for clarity, and also learn how to disassemble a Heckler and Koch MK23 .45.

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  5. MJBubba:

    10 Cents:
    The Boss Mongo Coloring Book

    Really entertaining, especially for older kids who can use colored pencils.  They learn to stay between the lines, add shading for clarity, and also learn how to disassemble a Heckler and Koch MK23 .45.

    No Survival Kit Should Be Without One

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