Cosmetic surgery, it’s not just for the living anymore.
That look you get when you suddenly realize there’s a giant centipede crawling up your ass.
Jabba the Hut goes to Washington … and promptly succumbs to the vapors.
That’s Lieutenant Colonel Pillsbury Doughboy to you Mr!
Morticia Addams long lost cousin from England said something about George Soros and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion in a voice that sounds remarkably like Eliza Doolittle from My Fair Lady.
I don’t know who this guy is but he has one of those faces that looks like it might benefit from a nice Hawaiian punch.
Oh, and don’t get any ideas …
congressional rules of decorum will be strictly enforced.