Oh, no Nono, I can barely stand it! Ok, I just read that Meghan signed a deal with Disney before or at the time she and Hapless Hal announced their fleeing the palace coop. But whatever the venture is, she’s giving all the profits from it to a worthy cause: (Wait for it..):
Elephants Without Borders.
Morganatic Meg: I’m giving my money to Elephants Without Borders!
Us: That’s …nice! But, uh, elephants don’t respect borders now, do they? They don’t, as far as we can tell, even know borders exist. They don’t need, like a passport or anything, if they happen to rampage across a jungly, remote border between two benighted states on the Dark Continent.
Morganatic Meghan: See how well it works?!?