TOTD 2020-2-12: I Was a Bad Sock

I had a driving infraction so instead of getting my Gold Card driver’s license which is 5 years per renewal, I got a license with a blue streek in it. Instead of an easy peasy 30 minute lecture I got a longer lecture. Here is what I want you to guess.

How many years is my license good for now?

How long was my lecture?

How many windows did I have to go to get my license?

How many people were in my lecture?

0

22 thoughts on “TOTD 2020-2-12: I Was a Bad Sock”

  1. Well I’ll bet 3 years and one hour thirty minutes in the dryer.

    Five windows and seven people in a small room without windows under a spotlight.

    5+
    avataravataravataravataravatar
  2. G.D.:
    Well I’ll bet 3 years and one hour thirty minutes in the dryer.

    Five windows and seven people in a small room without windows under a spotlight.

    Well, you got one thing right.

    The license you put has the name “Nihon Hanako”. Hana means flower and ko is the suffix for a girl. That is a handsome picture on the license.

    3+
    avataravataravatar
  3. Haakon Dahl:
    G.D., you;re having WAY too much fun.  I sentence you to fabric softener.

    The dryer and fabric softener will make him soft. A sentence of clinging to the back of the dryer separated from the rest of the socks for 2 years will be appropriate. But Dime what has caused you to go off the deep end as so many in the sock community have?  What is going on in the sock community? They are constantly separated from their partners. They are sometimes reunited but too many are destined to a life in the laundry room, in some abandoned laundry basket to live out their lives in despair. With no partner and no drawer to call their own.

    5+
    avataravataravataravataravatar
  4. 10 Cents:
    How many years is my license good for now?

    How long was my lecture?

    How many windows did I have to go to get my license?

    How many people were in my lecture?

    2

    60 min

    3

    30

    0

  5. 10 Cents:

    G.D.:
    Well I’ll bet 3 years and one hour thirty minutes in the dryer.

    Five windows and seven people in a small room without windows under a spotlight.

    Well, you got one thing right.

    The license you put has the name “Nihon Hanako”. Hana means flower and ko is the suffix for a girl. That is a handsome picture on the license.

    Well I was in a hurry, who on here, besides you can read that chicken scratching ?

    If I wasn’t I would post everything including your address and date of birth.

    0

  6. Mate De:

    Haakon Dahl:
    G.D., you;re having WAY too much fun.  I sentence you to fabric softener.

    The dryer and fabric softener will make him soft. A sentence of clinging to the back of the dryer separated from the rest of the socks for 2 years will be appropriate. But Dime what has caused you to go off the deep end as so many in the sock community have?  What is going on in the sock community? They are constantly separated from their partners. They are sometimes reunited but too many are destined to a life in the laundry room, in some abandoned laundry basket to live out their lives in despair. With no partner and no drawer to call their own.

    Seriously now, I can’t make up my mind….

    or…

    Any Opinions?

    3+
    avataravataravatar
  7. 10 Cents:
    How many years is my license good for now?

    Last year I rcvd a speeding ticket for 35 in a 25 mph zone but it was in a school district (at 9 p.m. I might add) so I was charged with a $300 fee and a threat that my license would be revoked if I was caught speeding again.

    With that said, I’d really like to know what happened to you!

    2+
    avataravatar
  8. EThompson:

    10 Cents:
    How many years is my license good for now?

    Last year I rcvd a speeding ticket for 35 in a 25 mph zone but it was in a school district (at 9 p.m. I might add) so I was charged with a $300 fee and a threat that my license would be revoked if I was caught speeding again.

    With that said, I’d really like to know what happened to you!

    I am afraid that my confession will leave a stain.

    1+
    avatar
  9. 10 Cents:

    EThompson:

    10 Cents:
    How many years is my license good for now?

    Last year I rcvd a speeding ticket for 35 in a 25 mph zone but it was in a school district (at 9 p.m. I might add) so I was charged with a $300 fee and a threat that my license would be revoked if I was caught speeding again.

    With that said, I’d really like to know what happened to you!

    I am afraid that my confession will leave a stain.

    Do you know who you’re talking to dude? I empathize with stains and even OxiClean doesn’t get them out. 🙂

    1+
    avatar
  10. EThompson:

    10 Cents:

    EThompson:

    10 Cents:
    How many years is my license good for now?

    Last year I rcvd a speeding ticket for 35 in a 25 mph zone but it was in a school district (at 9 p.m. I might add) so I was charged with a $300 fee and a threat that my license would be revoked if I was caught speeding again.

    With that said, I’d really like to know what happened to you!

    I am afraid that my confession will leave a stain.

    Do you know who you’re talking to dude? I empathize with stains and even OxiClean doesn’t get them out. 🙂

    I am talking to a Trumpette, right?

    1+
    avatar
  11. Hey 10 cents, the number of windows has me shocked! I would think that with all that bowing the natives do they would be more efficient on that number, cutting it by half!

    YIKES!!!

    1+
    avatar

Leave a Reply