Brassieres would make great face masks. And you get two every time you buy a bra!
There’s nothing magical,or particularly hi-tech, about these little paper burkas everybody is sporting, is there? (And thanks, no, I don’t need another lecture about N95 or R2D2 masks, or whatever. ) Most people are desperate to get those little paper strips in health-care-baby-blue that hook over your ears. That’s what they’re struggling to manufacture.
Run out to Walmart and buy up the A cups! Trust me, those underendowed girls don’t need ‘em. If they’re padded, that’s probably all the better! Cut ‘em down the middle, staple rubber bands to each side, and voila!
And BTW, this up-front lingerie should also repel Islamic terrorists, in case any of them are contemplating taking advantage of our medically induced national coma . Win-win!