AUNT JEMIMA DEAD! The fat mammy with a do-rag who was liberated into a slim Black activist community leader was found stomped in her Hillsborough. CA estate this morning, an apparent suicide. White racist oppressor Quaker Foods embraces her granddaughter, strong Lesbian pegger-who-matters Shashaquua “Itchy” Jemima, to carry on the brand.
Said a spokeshominin, “Proud Jemima artificially-coloured maple-flavored syrup will still deliver the quality of corn syrup plus a bucket of stuff the chemist gives us.”
We will be doing a flash mob celebration of mattering liberation at 2000 hrs local time, 555 W Monroe St, Chicago, IL 60661. Fluorescent signs, bull horns, black masks, sledge hammers, Molotovs, and quick-cure face glue projectors will be available at the Antifa-Soros Pavilion by Dylans Tavern & Grill.