Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

DONALD TRUMP: I’ve been told by my many sources, good sources – they’re very good sources – that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road. It’s a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the…thing in the…you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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22 thoughts on “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”

1. BLM activist: To oppress black men and women.
Antifa: To feed hungry peaceful protesters at our nightly impromptu barbecues.
Feminist: If a hen, she was forced to cross the road by the patriarchy. If a rooster, to oppress the hens.
PETA: To escape exploitation by humans. Free the chickens!

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2. A capon has no reason to cross the road anymore.

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3. Please put in links so the creator of the content can get clicks and credit.

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4. drlorentz:
BLM activist: To oppress black men and women.
Antifa: To feed hungry peaceful protesters at our nightly impromptu barbecues.
Feminist: If a hen, she was forced to cross the road by the patriarchy. If a rooster, to oppress the hens.
PETA: To escape exploitation by humans. Free the chickens!

Psychologist:  See, that’s the wrong question….

Feminist:  You wouldn’t question the motives of a rooster, so why are you even inquiring about the chicken’s  choices?

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5. Erwin Schrödinger: $|\psi_c\rangle=\frac{1}{\sqrt{2}}|{\rm crossed}\rangle+\frac{1}{\sqrt{2}}|{\overline{\rm crossed}}\rangle$

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6. Cardi B: That [bleeep} chicken [bleee ee eeeeee ee eeeee ee eeeeeeeeee ee eeeeeep].

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7. 10 Cents:
Please put in links so the creator of the content can get clicks and credit.

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8. Gerard:

Did you write this on Facebook first, Gerry? Usually when a person writes “found on” it means another writer. You linked to your profile so that must be your way of claiming originality.

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9. John Walker:
Erwin Schrödinger: |𝜓𝑐=12|crossed+12|crossed|\psi_c\rangle=\frac{1}{\sqrt{2}}|{\rm crossed}\rangle+\frac{1}{\sqrt{2}}|{\overline{\rm crossed}}\rangle

Only if the chicken is a boson.

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10. John Walker  says:

Erwin Schrödinger:

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11. drlorentz:
BLM activist: To oppress black men and women.
Antifa: To feed hungry peaceful protesters at our nightly impromptu barbecues.
Feminist: If a hen, she was forced to cross the road by the patriarchy. If a rooster, to oppress the hens.
PETA: To escape exploitation by humans. Free the chickens!

EPA : You did forget the Delta Smelt in central CA that requires water diversion so the lettuce farmers can go bankrupt.

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12. James Comey: the chicken answers to a higher loyalty.

Brennan and Clapper:  I have never interviewed the chicken concerning this incident.  Nor surveilled it.  Not wittingly.

Robert Mueller:  Although I find no evidence of any improper collusion in connection with the chicken’s trip across the road, I cannot and do not exonerate it of jaywalking.

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13. 10 Cents:
Please put in links so the creator of the content can get clicks and credit.

Okay, here’s a link to the creator of my comment.

Thank you for not capitalizing the “c”.

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14. The Establishment GOP chicken double crossed the road.

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15. John Walker  says:

Erwin Schrödinger:

Not everything is math guys!

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16. Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape my sweet and spicy honey habenero bbq sauce and my mesquite wood fired grill. Next question?

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17. Poul Anderson (Three Hearts and Three Lions): It’s too far to walk around.

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18. who’s paying you?

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19. who’s paying you?

Why are you doubling(tripling) down, Gerry?

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20. Okay one more:

Rashida Tlaib:  We’re gonna go in there and IMPEACH the mother-clucker!

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