[warning: not safe for work (unless you work at the Moonlite BunnyRanch); parental discretion advised — you probably don’t want your folks to see this; rated XXXX, registered nurses and sterno bums online at the public library only]
She seems nice, I think I’ll make this the new ringtone on my iPhone.
Is it real? Who cares, close enough for the Internet. Besides, parody is impossible anyway, now that the left has achieved peak ludicrous.