I am here for the October Special

I get one free month of Ratburger.org during October. All I had to do with type in the Discount Code “Amy: Schumer’s Worst Nightmare” If I upgrade I can get fries and a large Coke. Do you think it is worth it? Super Premium Members can get a signed napkin and a PLASTIC PLATINUM STRAW. (It is the LAST STRAW you will ever need.)

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31 thoughts on “I am here for the October Special”

  1. I don’t know how you got in but I’ll be lodging a formal complaint with the powers that be (TPTB) to have you banned immediately. Furthermore, measures will be put in place to make certain this deplorable error is never repeated.

    In the meantime, I’ll retire to my safe space until the storm passes.

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  2. drlorentz:
    I don’t know how you got in but I’ll be lodging a formal complaint with the powers that be (TPTB) to have you banned immediately. Furthermore, measures will be put in place to make certain this deplorable error is never repeated.

    In the meantime, I’ll retire to my safe space until the storm passes.

    A formal complaint? How is that different from your normal complaints? Do you wear a black dress while you clutch your pearls?

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  3. I am lodging an informal complaint against DocLor. (I bet he gets some lightning bolts and gets hit with a rolled up failing New York Times.)

    BTW, here is a picture from the Land of the Setting Sun. I like the clouds in this shot.

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  4. 10 Cents:

    drlorentz:
    I don’t know how you got in but I’ll be lodging a formal complaint with the powers that be (TPTB) to have you banned immediately. Furthermore, measures will be put in place to make certain this deplorable error is never repeated.

    In the meantime, I’ll retire to my safe space until the storm passes.

    A formal complaint? How is that different from your normal complaints? Do you wear a black dress while you clutch your pearls?

    Well, I never!

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  5. I was in the queue for a double ratburger with Black truffles, and all I got was this lousy box of 10,000 ballots that would have voted fr Trump..

    Slo’ Joe Biden’s list for the SCOTUS position  is touching the hearts of girl-identifying crossing guards of Colour who daily judge the ebb and flow of American child trafficking.  “I am an ally of the light!”

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  6. Uncle Al:
    I was in the queue for a double ratburger with Black truffles, and all I got was this lousy box of 10,000 ballots that would have voted fr Trump..

    Slo’ Joe Biden’s list for the SCOTUS position  is touching the hearts of girl-identifying crossing guards of Colour who daily judge the ebb and flow of American child trafficking.  “I am an ally of the light!”

    You must be in Pennsylvania, Al. The other stores give away “I’m with her” buttons.

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  7. I demand a downgrade. Is that how I get rid of annoying posts like this? Whatever level he is at, put me at another one, preferably the one farthest away. Coupon code Lint Filter.

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  8. Pencilvania:
    I demand a downgrade. Is that how I get rid of annoying posts like this? Whatever level he is at, put me at another one, preferably the one farthest away. Coupon code Lint Filter.

    I am pretty sure you are at the Stub Level, Pencil. If they shave a little more off that level you won’t exist. Anyway think of me, I have an overwhelming attraction to strangers.  Static cling is the burden I bear. It started when I was young. You guessed it. It is was a Fetal Attraction.

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  9. Richard Easton:
    I’d like to complain about Mike L. Where are the cheerleader posts?

    We all like to complain about Mike L but does it ever really help. Lucy Karen snatch his football this year so what can you expect.

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  10. drlorentz:
    I don’t know how you got in but I’ll be lodging a formal complaint with the powers that be (TPTB) to have you banned immediately. Furthermore, measures will be put in place to make certain this deplorable error is never repeated.

    In the meantime, I’ll retire to my safe space until the storm passes.

    Furthermore we will have to go back and erase ALL of your posts from the past. You must be completely banned.

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  11. Robert A. McReynolds:

    drlorentz:
    I don’t know how you got in but I’ll be lodging a formal complaint with the powers that be (TPTB) to have you banned immediately. Furthermore, measures will be put in place to make certain this deplorable error is never repeated.

    In the meantime, I’ll retire to my safe space until the storm passes.

    Furthermore we will have to go back and erase ALL of your posts from the past. You must be completely banned.

    I am having a feeling of deja blue, Robert.
    The Commissar Vanishes

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  12. 10 Cents says:

    100% politically incorrect recycled materials. The petrol chemicals come from ANWR.

    Now fellas, one must learn how to play well with others.  Then…sneak up from behind.

    I spent two years at Occidental Petroleum, in its “blue sky” wing, starting at Carrion Road, La Verne, CA.  My fume hood stack is still there, 34.100721, -117.787366.  It was a place where generating industrial waste was a good thing.   ANWR has more oil than a WHO acne clinic.  It is topped with muskeg – frozen windswept Hell in the winter or defrosted swamp infested with mosquitoes and black flies so dense the overhead sun is obscured.  One suspects its creamy filling is being saved for Trump’s second term.  “Hey Putin, wanna get together and extort the world?”

    [If Bob Frischmuth is still alive – Remember how you kicked my butt for bulk isolating undegraded kerogen from Colorado High Plateau oil shale when it was Corporate clearly impossible to do so?  There was some black very dense powder at the bottom of the plastic jug after ammonium hydrogen bifluoride silicate removal.   You got the kerogen, I kept the gold.]

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  13. Mike LaRoche:
    I am lodging a formal complaint against the morons at Texas Tech who fired Mike Leach eleven years ago! 😡🏴‍☠️

    Those morons are doubtless long gone, you’ll have to lodge your complaint with the new morons currently in charge of screwing things up. Don’t be surprised if your formal complaint gets casually misplaced.

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  14. Ace Fungo:

    Mike LaRoche:
    I am lodging a formal complaint against the morons at Texas Tech who fired Mike Leach eleven years ago! 😡🏴‍☠️

    Those morons are doubtless long gone, you’ll have to lodge your complaint with the new morons currently in charge of screwing things up. Don’t be surprised if your formal complaint gets casually misplaced.

    Is that in the college brochure? “Our college has the most modern Moron School of any university. You can get a post graduate degree in Inanity.”

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  15. 10 Cents:

    Ace Fungo:

    Mike LaRoche:
    I am lodging a formal complaint against the morons at Texas Tech who fired Mike Leach eleven years ago! 😡🏴‍☠️

    Those morons are doubtless long gone, you’ll have to lodge your complaint with the new morons currently in charge of screwing things up. Don’t be surprised if your formal complaint gets casually misplaced.

    Is that in the college brochure? “Our college has the most modern Moron School of any university. You can get a post graduate degree in Inanity.”

    I am still unsure whether moronic excellence earns a degree or a letter.

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