I had to put this post about Romney’s Pierre Delecto account before Hyp did. What are your thoughts on the junior senator from the Beehive State being a Frenchie? Cultural appropriation anyone?
The 22nd is the Enthronement Ceremony in Japan and I have not got my invitation in the mail. Clearly the post office has messed up, right? Maybe I should just show up so as not to embarazada the new emperor.
What does one wear to an enthronement? A megalomaniac would know I bet. I’ll ask DocLor or Haakon.
“What would you do if you woke up with Superman’s powers?”
I saw this question on facebook in my City of Heroes chat group. It is sort of a fun exercise, but the more I think about it, the more I am sure I would, in short order, be seen as one of the world’s greatest monsters. Lord Acton call your office.... [Read More]
… you are smarter.
… more beautiful.
… and can walk to a van without help.
This has been sponsored by the Hillary for President 2019.... [Read More]
In my expert experience, about 15% of Buchanan’s articles express a notable viewpoint or a pithy observation. His latest is of the latter type. Essentially, world leaders must be careful what they wish for, and our Congress is full of crapweasels.
In a move to show how unbiased they are CNN has changed their name to the Democratic News Network.
A person on deep background boldly stated anonymously , “We are tired of living in the closet. We want to express our love.” This comes as a shock to Don Lemon who had no idea the network was in favor of Democrats. Anderson Cooper on the other hand had on his “I (heart) Biden” button to mark the occasion.
Now you can make Greta the Mindless Climate Puppet say anything you want! A graphic designer has created a new, free typeface called “Greta Grotesk” based upon the lettering of young Miss Thunberg’s signs. You can download the font from this page. The font is in OpenType format (.otf), which is compatible with many systems; here is how to install such fonts on Ubuntu Linux.... [Read More]
Democrats put that slogan on the back bumper; Republicans put it on the front. At least, that was the joke from years ago. Now it’s probably the reverse. Wouldn’t it be great if Hillary jumped in? To the race, I mean.
But seriously, folks. This picture of Hillary cracks me up each time I see it. Granted, it’s over a month old but does anyone think her appearance has improved since? Check out the cankles. Losing has not been kind to her. The source for this picture is the Daily Mail (who else?) in the Femail section. Hillary is, get this, the Secretary of Summer. Carry on, Madame Secretary, to becoming the Secretary of Autumn, Winter, and Spring. I confirm all four appointments.... [Read More]
“Glenlivet capsules” are made from seaweed.
Who knew that a few pieces of capitalist metal could make an old red warrior reevaluate his beliefs?
Earlier today, Senator and Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was treated for an arterial blockage after experiencing chest pains while Las Vegas for a gun-grabbing conference. Two stents were inserted into the former socialist’s 78-year old circulatory system at a local hospital. However, that happened against the Senator’s wishes, at least initially. After he grabbed his chest (having given it a number of good, solid thumpings at the gun-banning meeting), he winced with pain but refused medical attention.... [Read More]