Things are Great!

I know I don’t live in Oregon but things are wonderful here. People get along and cooperate with one another. They seem to have put aside that whole city destroying air raid thing and now flock to Costco.

I am thankful for the peace and great sushi I get. I am not saying this is because Haakon is no longer here but his absence has not hurt the delicate balance between the two baseball loving nations. I think a causal link can be found that the US went crazy after he moved there. (I am surprise things didn’t happen sooner.)